They say what goes up, must come down. They say to every action there is always an equal and opposite reaction. They, whoever they are, are apparently right. I’m not sure I understand it, and I’m not sure I agree, but there it is.

So earlier today the most amazing thing happened to me and I was elated. It was like a dream come true… one of those things you hope for all your life, then there it is, on a silver platter just for you. It wasn’t something you worked for or expected, just one of those fabulous things that happens to the lucky few, out of the blue and for no good reason. But should I be so lucky? And why? Well honestly, I don’t know, but I was, and I was happy. For hours, I could not swallow the shit eatin’ grin that had taken up residence upon my face. I can’t recall ever a time in my life I felt so… special. It was a very good morning.

Then the switch flipped. No rhyme or reason. I was heartbroken. I am heartbroken, and there is absolutely no reason for this suffrage. Nobody stuck a pin in my balloon. Nobody stole away my cupcake. All I know is that a dream of mine became reality, and I started to contemplate what happens beyond the dream. Of course, things could just continue on dreamy, but being realistic, I just don’t see that happening and I am devastated. Yesterday I had little to no expectations, this morning I was ecstatic, and now I’m a wreck… and for no good flippin’ reason. Damn you gravity and to hell with the laws of attraction… I just want to stay up with no down. Capiche?